Vague Question, Meet Vague Answer
Me: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “I’m looking for non-fiction.”
Me: “What kind?”
Customer: “Just non-fiction.”
Me: “Okay… do you want history? Or science? Psychology? Business?”
Customer: “No, just NON-FICTION!”
Me: “Ma’am, most of the store is non-fiction. You’ll have to be more specific.”
Customer: “Don’t you get it? I just want some non-fiction!”
Me: “All right. Do you see over there, where it says ‘Fiction?'”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “All the books but those. Good luck.”
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?
