Utter The Speech Of Mortals

| PA, USA | Working | March 11, 2014

(We’re closing up soon. I have no more clients, so I’m helping the receptionists by taking care of some of the work instead of leaving early.)

Me: “I returned, to the cycle, the element of life, and extinguished all the beacons of a false God’s hope.”

Coworker: “… What!?”

Me: “I dumped out the water for you and turned off all the lights.”

Coworker: “Oh. Why can’t you just talk normal!?”

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