Using TARDIS 2.0
(A coworker is trying to correct an error in the computer system.)
Coworker: “Umm, it says that I just changed the past.”
Me: “You wouldn’t know if you had. Changing the past changes the present.”
Coworker: “So is this the original past or the changed past?”
Me: “Depends on if someone reset the timeline.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?