Using Her Brown Nose For A Brownie

(I am five years old. I am at a friend’s house. My friend decides that she wanted a snack.)

Friend: “Hey, [My Name], do you want a brownie?”

Me: “No, thanks. I ate before I came over.”

Friend: “I really want one, but I don’t want to eat one alone.”

Me: “No, just have one without me. I’m fine.”

Friend: “Please?”

Me: “Fine, I guess.”

Friend: *calling down the stairs* “MOOOOOOM, [My Name] WANTS A BROWNIE!”

Me: “… SERIOUSLY?!”

(Her mom ended up making brownies for us. It’s been 16 years since then, and my friend, her mom, and I still joke about that.)