Uselessly Arguing

Some grumpy grandma comes in with her grandson, maybe five or six years old.

Grandma: *Rudely.* “I’m looking for this game!”

Me: “Oh, this is an older game. I don’t think we have it here, but I can check—”

Grandma: *Ruder still.* “—check if another store has it!”

Me: “Yes, I was just about to do that. Looking at our inventory it’s not available at our store, but a single copy is available at our other store fifteen minutes away.”

Grandma: “Bring it over.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, we can do that. It will take a couple of days and a small store transfer fee.”

Grandma: “No! I want it done for free and I want it done now, while I wait!”

Me: “That won’t be possible. The best option is for you to make the fifteen-minute drive.” 

Grandma: “This store is f****** useless! You’re all f****** useless! I’m going to leave a bad review on Facebook!”

Grandchild: “Yeah… f****** useless!” 

Grandma: “And now my grandson is swearing, thanks to you! F****** useless!” *Storms out.*