Used To Be That A Few Cans Tied Together Got You Online
Caller: “I noticed I have a data block on my phone.”
Me: “Yes, sir, that’s correct.”
Caller: “Will it stop the Internet?”
Me: “Yes, sir, it blocks all incoming and outgoing megabytes to the phone. This does include the prevention of Internet usage.”
Caller: “Megabytes?”
Me: “It’s a measurement of data, sir.”
Caller: “Well, I want to keep my Internet!”
Me: “Then I’ll be more than happy to remove the blo–”
Caller: “But I want to keep my block too!”
Me: “Sir, the data block stops all incoming and outgoing data to your device. Since the Internet is made of data, it’ll get blocked too.”
Caller: “Since when did the Internet start being made out of data and megabytes?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?