Use The Malt Wine
(My mother and I are in Malta to scatter my Maltese father’s ashes. We ask the hotel restaurant’s manager to arrange a buffet after the scattering for my father’s Maltese friends and relatives.)
Manager: “And the guests, will they be Maltese or British?”
My Mother: “Maltese.”
Manager: “Right, I’ll use the good wine.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?