Use Bugs To Bug Kids

(My store has baskets of candy placed on the register counter for associates to suggestive-sell to customers. I see a small child nearly tipping the basket over trying to see what is inside.)

Me: “You want to know what’s in that basket?”

Little Girl: *nods*

Me: “Spiders.”

Little Girl: *jumps back* “Ew!”

Nearby Coworker: “I am never letting you near my kids!”

(The little girl’s mom thought it was funny, though.)