Use A Hypocrisy Spell!
(There is a young woman in one of my classes who I notice reading a novel from a fantasy author I like. We start chatting and get along pretty well, so I try inviting her to my Dungeons & Dragons group.)
Woman: “I don’t play such games. My pastor told me that they are from the devil.”
(That puts a bit of a sour note on things and while we remain cordial to each other we don’t chat as much after that. A few months later I notice she seems unhappy.)
Me: “Is something wrong?”
Woman: “My Internet at home has been down for the last few days and I haven’t been able to play World of Warcraft.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?