(Ursa) Major Pain In The A**
(A customer calls and asks that he and his friend need to be picked up. He sounds intoxicated.)
Me: “Where should the driver pick you up?”
Caller: “Do you know Ursa Major?”
Me: “Ursa Major? Is it the name of a local business? A restaurant or a hotel?”
Caller: “What is this world coming to? It is a constellation! In the sky! We are standing right under it!”
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