Urine No Way Serious

(My husband is taking a bath and requests my help shaving. This is pretty normal, because he wears glasses and can’t see to shave without then on. I tell him to rinse his face to see how it looks, and he comes up with this gem:)

Husband: “If I peed in the water, and then rinsed my face with it… wouldn’t that technically be a golden shower?”

Me: “…That’s going on the Internet.”