Urine My Way

| Right | April 14, 2013

(I am a female cleaning the men’s washroom at a movie theatre. I have a large ‘closed for cleaning’ sign posted on the door. A male customer enters.)

Me: “Hi, sorry, I’m just cleaning at the moment—”

Customer: “That’s okay.”

Me: “I’ve opened the wheelchair accessible washroom across the hall. You can—”

Customer: “No, no, it’s fine.”

(He goes to a urinal and begins to unzip his fly. Admitting defeat, I begin to leave.)

Customer: “Please, I don’t want to put you out. You can go ahead and clean.”

Me: “Sir, I’m not going to stay in here while you’re using the urinal.”

Customer: “Why? I really don’t mind.”

Me: “I do.”

Customer: “Why?”

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