Urine For A Treat

(Our apartment only has one bathroom, so it can get busy in the mornings. We usually let each other know when we’re going to use it.)

Husband: “I’m going to use the bathroom.”

Me: “Can I sneak in and put on deodorant first?”

Husband: “I’m just going to pee. I don’t mind if you come in at the same time.” *snickers* “We can coexist pee-cefully.”