Marriage Resets Your Relationship In Stone

(It’s bedtime. My husband and I have an argument, and I get really mad at him, so I roll over to not look at him anymore. Suddenly, he puts his arms around me and I think he is trying to make up with me, but then he starts repeatedly poking my belly button.)

Me: *trying to bat his hand away* “What the heck are you doing?”

Husband: “I’m trying to find the reset button!”