Upside Down Line

(I work at an allergist’s office. This afternoon I got an unusual call.)

Me: “[Doctor]’s office, can I help you?”

Caller: “mmhmfffmfffmnmumblemumble”

Me: “I’m having a hard time understanding you. I think there might be some kind of interference on the line.”

Caller: “…I’m holding the phone the wrong side up again, aren’t I?”