Up-Hold-ing The Law

(I work as an evidence tech at a police department. We have one officer that likes to pop in our office from time to time. He is known for being pretty loud and obscene, but in a goofy way. At this time my coworker is assisting a citizen on the phone, when we hear the officer coming down the hallway.)

Coworker: “Okay let me find your case…” *she hears him coming* “I’m sorry, sir, please hold!

(Her eyes go wide and she scrambles to press the hold button just in time.)

Officer: “WHAT’S UP, CHEESE NUGGETS?! Oh, what the f***? It smells like weed in here! You b****** been smoking?! Maaaaan, I’m getting the munchies!”

Me: *giggling* “Do you know we have to put people on hold when you come in the room?”

Officer: “Oh, yeah. I guess we have to be all honorable and professional and s***.”

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