Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 67

(After reading previous posts on this site, I decide to ask my wife “The Question.”)

Me: “What would you do if I became a zombie?”

Wife: *with no hesitation* “I’d shoot you in the face.”

Me: *slightly taken aback* “Specifically the face? Not just the head?”

Wife: “No, the face.”

Me: “So if you shot me in the back of the head, that wouldn’t be good enough?”

Wife: “No, because after I shoot you in the back of the head, I’d need to shoot you in the face to make sure you were dead.”