Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 61

| Romantic | March 1, 2016

(My girlfriend and I have been dating for three years, and we’re both fans of “Not Always Right.” We’re out on a date for our third anniversary.)

Me: “Hey, [Girlfriend], it’s been three years and I really love you, and I feel like it’s time I asked you the question.”

(I get up from my chair, walk over to her and grab her hand, and get down on one knee. She is shaking and obviously very excited and nervous.)

Me: “What would you do if I were a zombie?”

(My girlfriend immediately pulls her hand away.)

Girlfriend: “F*** you.”

Me: “I’d be okay with that.”

 

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