Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 59

(I have decided to ask my husband The Question…)

Me: “So. What would you do if I was bitten by a zombie?”

Husband: “If you get bitten again, do you become a super zombie?”

Me: “No.”

Husband: “Is there a cure?”

Me: “Nope.”

Husband: *pauses, reflects* “Then I suppose I’d have to see if you still know how to make your apple pie, and if so I’ll just chain you up in the kitchen.”