Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 50
(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed one night when I decide to pop the question.)
Me: “Baby, I have a really important question to ask you.”
Boyfriend: “Uh oh, what?”
Me: “If there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bitten, what would you do?”
Boyfriend: “I’d grab my pimp stick and bash your head in.”
Me: “…Right answer.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
