Until Tactlessness Do Us Part
(My girlfriend and I are hanging out at home and we start saying romantic things to each other.)
Girlfriend: “I love you, baby.” *hugs*
Me: “I love you too, angel.” *hugs* “I want you in my life as long as possible.”
Girlfriend: “As long as possible?”
Me: “Yeah, I mean you could die.”
(She didn’t appreciate that too much!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
