Unsettling Business
(I am three years old. My mother has just come back from a business trip. My father warns her that I did not take her absence well. She walks into the living room to find Barbie with her arms and legs missing, stuck inside a wooden toy cabin.)
Mom: “What is this?”
Me: “It’s a mommy who can’t leave!”
(She didn’t go on business trips for a long time after that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
