Unless You Want A Cod-achino

, , | Right | September 4, 2020

Me: “How can I help you, madam?”

Old Woman: “Do you sell fish and chips?”

Me: “No, madam, we’re a coffee shop.”

Old Woman: “That’s outrageous! What are you going to do about it?”

Me: “Erm… I’m fairly certain we’re not going to do anything about it.”

Old Woman: “Oh.”

She suddenly turns very polite.

Old Woman: “Do you know where I can get fish and chips? I’ve tried everywhere in town.”

Me: “Did you try any actual fish and chip shops?”

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