An Unhealthy Way To Wake Up
(My boss is a funny guy, and the other day he was thinking about cross-merchandising our two-liter sodas with our chips. One of our soda vendors comes in, and my boss and the vendor notice there is a space between the two-liter Coke bottles and the two-liter Mountain Dew bottles. This is how the conversation goes.)
Vendor: “So, what are we going to put there?”
Boss: *thinking* “What about Cheese-Doodles? So it’ll be Coke, a Doodle, Dew!”
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