Unhappy Holidays, Part 3

Me: “To get to your room take the elevators on the right up to the fifth floor. Enjoy your stay and Happy Holidays.”

Guest: “No, not Happy Holidays. It’s Merry Christmas.”

Me: “…”

Guest: “You don’t want to offend people? Well you’re offending me! It’s Christmas! We’re a Christian nation! We’re the majority and I’m tired of people ignoring that to appease a fringe majority of people out there.”

Me: “I’m Jewish.”

Guest: “Well, uh… Happy Hanukkah.”

Me: “And Merry Christmas to you, sir.”