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Unfiltered Story #282310

, , | Unfiltered | January 31, 2023

(I’m right-handed, but prefer my left hand for certain tasks. For my high school health class, we have to do two “healthy habit” projects, each spanning 21 days, and write a report at the end of the 21-day period. One of the options is to develop a skill, and having little patience for this class and not wanting to take on a big project on top of my other classwork, I opt to practice ambidextry and throw together a report about how use of the left hand used to be taboo. This consists mostly of using a computer mouse at home or just writing a sentence or two with my non-dominant hand. I’m talking about the project with my grandma.)

Me: “I just have to practice doing stuff with my left hand. Writing can be really slow, though.”

Grandma: “Wait, are you right-handed?!”

Me: “Yeah?”

Grandma: “Oh, my cotton! I thought you were left-handed!”

(The only explanation we could come up with was that I DID use my left hand for a number of tasks, I wear a watch on my right wrist, and my mother is left-handed, even though none of her children inherited the trait and my grandma has seen me drawing with my right hand.)

Unfiltered Story #282306

, , , | Unfiltered | January 31, 2023

This takes place at the popular Orlando themepark complex that is not operated by a mouse, specifically at the park that is all about adventure, in a series of islands…

Said park has 3 notable water rides, a traditional logflume, a river rapids ride and a large river adventure ride ending in a huge drop thats themed on the most famous of dinosaur film series.

My partner and I had already been on the logflume and rapids rides and whilst we were fairly soaked it was a hot day and we dried out reasonably quickly, we were using a certain well known park guide that had us swerve the river adventure until a couple hours after the other water rides to avoid queues and so when we got round to it we were completely dry again.

I wasnt wild on the idea of being soaked to the bone again after having dried out so I took advantage of an observation area to gauge the amount of soaking we could expect, 12 boats down and just big spray with not a great deal going on the people in the boat, so happy I knew what to expect we queued and soon enough we were ready to board.

Red flag one was the front row seat, red flag two was the kid next to me who outweighed me, red flag 3 was the parents of said kid who must have cracked 600lbs between them, as a result row 1 on this boat was both tightly packed and HEFTY, easily 1000lbs+. Not having any idea how affected by weight the boat would be I just shrugged and enjoyed the ride.

We eventually made it to the finale of the big drop and down we went, however due to the weight up front we did not just put up a load of spray like every other boat I’d seen had, nope, we activated submarine mode and submerged the front end of the boat down to the underlying rails, this scooped some dozens of gallons of (pretty dirty) water directly into and onto me and everyone else on the front row.

profoundly drenched we exited and attempted to dry out but due to the less than springfresh nature of the water we just stank the rest of the day and had to go back to the hotel to change and shower. Predictably all our family back home found it hilarious and the rides been forever christened Jurassic sploosh in honour of the near drowning it inflicted on us.

Unfiltered Story #282304

, , | Unfiltered | January 31, 2023

(My boyfriend and I are looking for a product we need and can’t find it, so my boyfriend goes and asks an employee. I am down the isle and around the corner, but I hear this entire exchange)
Boyfriend: Do you have isopropyl alcohol? Can’t seem to find it.
Employee: Sorry what did you say?
Boyfriend: did I say it wrong? *sounds it out slower* eye-so-pro-pill alcohol. Yeah isopropyl thats right.
Employee: I see purple alcohol?
(He finally understands and says they dont have any. When my boyfriend comes back I whispered “I see purple alcohol” and burst into a fit of giggles. We now call it I see purple alcohol.)

Unfiltered Story #282302

, | Unfiltered | January 31, 2023

In the next village, they had a movie theatre still styled as in the 50s-60s, complete with wooden seats covered in plush red velvet. It had limited screenings, movies that in general where already in major cinemas for a month and cheap prices. No popcorn but no visit was complete without the old style candy. It was run by a couple, the man managing the bar and operating the projector and his wife selling tickets (and keeping an eye on her husband). On Saturday, it had more the allures of a pub that happened to have a cinema attached with its loyal regulars that started off their evening out at the movies. As a consequence, a lot of beer was consumed with regulars telling the man behind the bar to have a drink on them and vice versa. This lead to some amusing scenes that wouldn’t be accepted elsewhere. It added to its charm. Here are some examples. Note: digital movies were in an early stages and the movie theatre was still operated with reels.

It was after the intermission and there was an interruption in the movie and we were watching a blank screen. Suddenly a rumble was heard on the stairs to the projection booth followed by some yelling. While the wife stormed down the stairs, the movie started again. The regulars exchanged knowing smiles and chuckles. Due to all the beer consumed during intermission, the operator fell asleep.

Another time, the movie didn’t make much sense until we realized that the operator mixed up the order of the reels.

Occasionally, the wife would ask the regulars not to buy the husband beer. This was followed by some under his breath remarks when she was gone, calling her some not so nice names and cursing the marital status. He was devastated when she died.
Also, all the young bucks visiting regularly brought their girl friend to be checked out. If he husband didn’t approve of her, the girl was ditched that night. He did favor strong women though.

The theatre was also regularly visited by incognito locally famous actors who knew they would be left alone and could enjoy their night out. Sometimes they assisted in pulling some strings so that a block buster could be shown shortly after its release. One such night, the audience had almost tripled (they sold out that night, a very rare occurrence) and regulars were enduring it until… some incidental customers tried to sneak past the line and enter the theatre without paying. As busy as it was, this didn’t go unnoticed to the wife selling the tickets and she stormed out of her booth. Some of the regulars stopped the freeloaders from disappearing in the crowd. They claimed it to be a misunderstanding and tried to pay but they were thrown out. The regulars who stopped them returned to their place in the line.

One night the movie was bad, very bad. As there was only one movie showing, visitors didn’t have a choice and at intermission, the complaints were rife. It was mutually agreed – between the manager and the regulars – not to proceed with the movie and stand by the bar for the rest of the evening.

The couple sadly died – they were already elderly when we started visiting – and with nobody to take over, the theatre was closed. It didn’t end there though because a famous architect took a liking to it and assisted in the theatre gaining the status as a monument. It was entered in a competition to receive public funds for its restoration and the mayor promised to match the funds. They came out second and it is now fully restored albeit as a multicultural event hall (still showing movies) with some of the old regulars as volunteers. Upon their insistence, the bar and it’s old style candy remained and now the next generation is enjoying the movie theatre. It did loose some of the folklore but the legend lives on.

Unfiltered Story #282300

, , | Unfiltered | January 31, 2023

(My boyfriend and I met online and haven’t met in person yet. In this story, we are making plans to see each other this upcoming Labor Day weekend. It’s 2 am and I am exhausted, but still thrilled at planning whatever we’re going to be doing.)
BF: *goes AFK (he had to grab some paper)*
Me: *exhausted, so I’m falling asleep with my laptop on my lap, head resting on my hand*
(After a few minutes)
BF: Hey, I’m back.
Me: *startled so bad I start to fall off the bed, quickly pushing the laptop onto the sheets before crashing to the floor*
BF: Love, are you okay?!
Me: *cue the silent laughter as I climb back onto the bed and sit there for a full minute laughing while my BF stares at me, perplexed*