Unfiltered Story #47744

Elk Grove Village, IL | Unfiltered | March 25, 2016

This is back when we were young teens. My brother sits in the barber’s chair and says to the barber: “My mother wants it short!” in a tone that implies “Wouldn’t that be silly? I don’t want it short!” But he doesn’t say that.

I have never let him live it down since.

Unfiltered Story #18396

USA | Unfiltered | March 24, 2016

(My mom has been away at an alternative treatment center for cancer for pretty much the entire summer. My friend and I decided to make signs to welcome her home anonymously)

Signs: welcome home [mom’s name]. We love you. We missed you.

Unfiltered Story #32317

Wisconsin | Unfiltered | March 24, 2016

After a pep band performance, we were walking back up the stairs to our band room. I was chatting and laughing with one of my friends, when we see a black, rotten banana peel at the bottom of the stairs. We walk around it and put our instruments away ad say goodbye to each other. A few minutes later u walk down the stairs to get to the car. All of a sudden, the doors in front of the stairs burst open, ad one of the taller band students sprints to the stairs. Since the distance to the stairs from the door is about 7 feet, he doesn’t see the old banana peel.

He slips on my the banana peel, then falls sideways and SLAMS into the stairs. Everyone on the stairs stops, and the person in front of me asks if he is okay while trying to hold back laughter. The person who slipped got up quickly and sprinted up the stairs with a red face. After I turn the corner I start laughing uncontrollably while texting my friend about what happened.

Unfiltered Story #67136

Michigan | Unfiltered | March 24, 2016

I am an elderly woman , and sing in the choir at a local church. A visitor sits down in a chair adjacent to the choir. She is a young woman, with piercings and tattoos, and pink and blue streaks in her hair.

Me: Hello! Welcome! Is this your first visit here?

Woman: Yes, thank you.

Me: I hope you enjoy the service.

When the service comes to an end, the young woman approaches me as I’m gathering up my music.

Woman: I wanted to ask you….have you ever been part of a threesome?

Me: (giggle, splutter, blush to the roots of my grey hair.) No.

I didn’t wait to see what she would say next, she never came back.

Unfiltered Story #28047

Dubuque, IA, USA | Unfiltered | March 24, 2016

(I work with my friend, who is from Kenya and hates how tv portrays Africa as being full of starving children. On the way to work, she mentioned that she was hungry, and I offered to give her one of the granola bars I keep at work for situations like this. After our morning meeting, she comes to my desk.)

Friend: *takes the granola bar* Thank you for feeding this starving African child, for just a dollar a day.

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