Unfiltered Story #284508
I’m sitting at home when my phone rings with “potential scam” as the call ID. Sure enough I get the “your computer has a virus” scam from a very obviously South Asian woman in what sounds like a very loud, very busy call center.
Her: Can you please turn on your computer and log in?”
Me: Sure, but first, can you answer one question for me?
Her: Certainly sir.
Me: What do you tell your parents you do for a living?
Her: I’m sorry?
Me: Like, do you tell them that your job is stealing from old ladies?
Her, suddenly screaming: NO, YOU STEAL FROM OLD LADIES!
She hangs up and I go back to what I was doing, bemused.