Unfiltered Story #47719

CA, USA | Unfiltered | February 27, 2016

(My sister and I tend to have fake arguments. This is the end of one of them.)

Me: “Sorry, but your point is null and void.”

Sister: “Your face is null and void.”

Me: (whining) “No, it’s noooooot! It’s still totally relevant!”

Unfiltered Story #56744

Idaho, USA | Unfiltered | February 27, 2016

(I’m in charge of opening the store on Saturdays, which means I take home the key Friday night. One night it’s 10:30 PM and I suddenly remember that I’ve forgotten the key. I drive back to pick it up… but since I’ve already “let go” for the night, I look like a “People of Walmart” contender — I’m in my pajamas, hair a mess, and wearing the first pair of shoes I could find, which happen to be a pair of beat-up Birkenstocks. The night crew is just cleaning up when they see me pounding on the door. One of them opens the door and gives me a shocked look.)

Co-worker: “[Name]! I didn’t recognize you at first… you’re not wearing a hat!”

Unfiltered Story #32290

Costa Rica | Unfiltered | February 27, 2016

I used to work in a small school in a very small community, so it was normal for me to get to know families really well. This particular family had 4 boys, all male and I was the teacher of all of them on different points of my life.

I’m on the bus on my way back home, when the father of said children (who also happens to be a teacher and doubles my age) gets on.

Father: *to me* Well hello woman my sons are all in love with.

(I get really unconfortable and he sits next to me)

Father: Well of course they would, as you are so pretty. Would you like to got to the museum someday? I can teach you many things.

Me: *trying to avoid a problem* Definately! I’d love to go with your wife and children.

(I’m praying the he will go away. When a teenager gets on the bus and stands next to us)

Teen: Hello professor [father], is that your daughter?

Father: *laughing and placing his arm around my shoulders* No! This is the future mother of my children!

(It was the most horrible moment of my career. I still talk to the family, but avoid the father like the plague.)

Unfiltered Story #28021

Finland | Unfiltered | February 26, 2016

(I am browsing an image board and encounter an old color photo of a van belonging to a business called Swastika Laundry, and sure enough the red van has a black swastika in a white circle painted on it, people are making nazi -jokes.)

(…)

Commenter #1: “At least your sheets are going to be pure white…”

Me: “…I wonder, what kind of soap they use…”

Commenter #2: “…You guys are going straight to Hell…”

Unfiltered Story #47718

Victoria, BC | Unfiltered | February 26, 2016

(I have only seen my half-brother once and don’t know exactly how much older than him I am. This happened in 1998 while my dad, half-brother, stepmom, and I were checking into a hotel room.)

Clerk (to me): You have a beautiful daughter.

Me: That’s my little brother.

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