Unfiltered Story #32192

VA, USA | Unfiltered | November 17, 2015

(I am in Ninth grade, in Biology. My teacher tends to be the really rude type, not exactly strict, though really dumb at times while trying to be serious.)

Me: “I got a low score on this quiz, can I have a retake?”

Teacher: “No retakes on ANY quizzes!”

Me: “…”

*The whole class just stares at the teacher as this is said.*

(Funnily enough, the syllabus she handed out said we could have retakes, and only a couple minutes later, she says we can have a retake. This flabbergasts almost everyone in the room.)

Unfiltered Story #67007

Kansas | Unfiltered | November 17, 2015

(This takes place when I was about twelve years old. At the time I was extremely shy and had a huge sister complex, which I still do. Anyways, this was on Black Friday. I hadn’t slept the night before because we wanted to make sure that we got what we were wanting, so this made me feel like I was going to cry at any moment. While me and my sister each have our own carts we are hocked together by her hands.)

Sister: We have to turn, I’m letting go. *she lets go and turns the corner, I go to follow her but. . . )

Woman: Move! *pushes my turning cart out of the way and gets between me and my sister*

Me: Hey! *sister’s name*!

Sister: *turns around to see what happened* Ma’am, please let her through.

Woman: No, the little bitch should have made it through before me!

Me: *teary eyes* B-But y-you shoved me out o-of the w-way!

Woman: *scoffs and continues on her way and I have to maneuver between the other shoppers to get back to my sister*

Unfiltered Story #27921

USA | Unfiltered | November 17, 2015

My friends and I are sitting in the cafeteria at lunch. Friend 1 is eating the “healthy” baked potato chips, which are pointier than normal potato chips.

Friend 1: What kind of potato is even shaped like this?

Me: A BAKED potato!

(My friends and I burst out laughing).

Friend 2: I hate you right now. That joke was amazing.

Unfiltered Story #56645

UK | Unfiltered | November 16, 2015

When I was 16 I got an evening job in a supermarket as a shelf stacker, there was about 20 of us of a similar age.

Worked 6-9pm 4 nights a week.

We were provided with uniform jackets (long coats down to the knees) for both boys and girls.

A new girl started, not very bright but very nice. She had been told she had to wear the uniform and not her own clothes.
She had been working for a couple of nights when she said that it was unfair that the boys could wear their trousers under the uniform but she couldn’t wear anything. It took a few minutes to realise that she had no underwear on. When she was told that it meant no trousers or skirts she ran off very embarrassed.

Got teased about that for ages.

Unfiltered Story #32191

Minnesota, US | Unfiltered | November 16, 2015

(We are in a history class, going over the French Revolution. The teacher is fairly old and hard of hearing, so we are required to speak loudly and clearly in order to be understood or even heard at all.)

Student: Can you go over the new constitution again?

Teacher: Which constitution? Constitution of the Clergy or 1791?

Student: 1791.

Teacher: Ok, so Constitution of the Clergy…

Student: No! 1791.

Teacher: Ok, so Constitution of the Clergy…

(The student gives up, and lets the teacher explain the incorrect constitution anyway. after she is done, another student raises their hand. )

Student: Can we go over the Constitution of 1791 again?

Teacher: Sure!

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