Unfiltered Story #325716
When I started my current job, there was a guy who started at the same time that was so horrible, EVERYONE wanted to work with him. He was loud and obnoxious, so you could sit down, suck down sodas and nap, doing absolutely nothing all day and still look better than him. 3 major things all came together the same week, and nobody felt bad about what happened to him.
Event 1 on Monday was getting fired for sexual harassment. He told a senior manager that he would like to (direct quote) “bend her over and break her open shotgun style.” Up until then I thought it was every woman’s fantasy to be lusted after by a hairy little troll, but I guess I was WRONG.
Event 2 on Wednesday was having his truck repossessed. He told the dealer to take half a payment twice a month on paydays. They got the half payment part, but forgot the twice a month bit. He honestly thought he would get the truck for half price, and didn’t put the money away for when they asked for it. He blew it on an amazing amount of beer.
Event 3 was on Friday, when he got served with a court order. His ex wife found out he had a job, and he was supposed to be paying alimony. Oops.