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Unfiltered Story #243945

, , | Unfiltered | September 16, 2021

My wife and I were putting clean sheets on the bed. After we got all the sheets and blankets in place, I commented, “All right, we’ve made our bed.”

My wife quipped, “And now you have to lie in it.”

So I sprawled across the bed, looked up at her, and said, “You’re the most beautiful woman in the world.”

She whacked me with a pillow.

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Unfiltered Story #243943

, , | Unfiltered | September 16, 2021

(We have a cashier who thinks he’s better than he is. He’s constantly making annoying jokes, giving people nicknames they don’t like, and messing around. It’s relatively harmless for awhile, until the store hires his friend. I come in one day after a week off and I’m catching up with a coworker.)
Coworker: I’m so tired of [cashier].
Me: What’d he do now?
Coworker: Yesterday he left a mess of beads on his register, was throwing a toy around with [other cashier], being loud, and almost broke some stuff.
Me: Have you talked to [front end supervisor]?
Coworker: YEAH! She talked to [store manager] about it too!
Me: Jeez.
(We’re giving him another month with this job.)

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Unfiltered Story #243941

, , | Unfiltered | September 16, 2021

The day of my son’s wedding, I accompanied my now daughter-in-law when she had her hair done. The stylist, my DIL, and I were chatting about any subject that caught our fancy when the topic of sexuality came up.

When the stylist heard that my son is bisexual, she was shocked that I knew. (I guess she expected me to cut him out of my life when he told me, but I’m just not that kind of person.) She was obviously thinking hard about something for a few minutes. Then she asked – referring to my son marrying his wife – “But how does that work?”

My DIL and I stared at each other in disbelief for a moment, then I said, “Just like any other marriage. He loves her; he’s marrying her.”

Sadly, I don’t think the stylist got it.

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Unfiltered Story #243939

, , , , | Unfiltered | September 16, 2021

(I open the front door and at the same time the postman is arriving. He’s probably in his 60s. I’m a 20 year old female, and I look younger.)
Postman: Great timing!
Me: *laughs*
Postman: Wow, I wish my legs were as good as yours! *hands me post* Here you are, sweetheart.
(I didn’t know what to say so I just shut the door.)

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Unfiltered Story #243937

, , | Unfiltered | September 16, 2021

My partner and I (both male) are walking through a department store. As we are passing the paint counter, the (very) obviously bored clerk looks at us and out of nowhere says “Father and son?”. My partner, the older of us, says yes, while I say no. The man has a confused look on his face as we walk by and I can feel him staring as we are walking away. Being the mischevious person I am, I casually grab my partner on the ass, knowing we are being watched. “That’s not a very fatherly gesture!” I hear behind me, as we turn the corner. Spent the rest of my time in the store grinning! If you’re going to randomly talk to people, be ready to recieve random replys!

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