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Unfiltered Story #226568

, , , | Unfiltered | February 25, 2021

Some years ago, I injured my knee and there was a lot of fluid build up behind the knee. They have to aspirate the knee. That means that they take a BIG f***ing horse needle, shove it up under the knee cap, and draw out the fluid. I don’t like needles at the best of time, so you can imagine how I feel about this. I know from past experience that I feel pain and great discomfort during the procedure.

Me: I find the aspiration procedure uncomfortable and I experience some pain. I also hate needles. Can I get something for the pain, like a valium or such?

Nurse: Sure, we can do that.

She came back and gave me a shot of Demerol – a NEEDLE, and in the a**. Sigh.

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Unfiltered Story #226566

, | Unfiltered | February 25, 2021

(I was a manager at a popular sandwich shop, it had been pretty slow all afternoon. I usually greeted most of the customer that came into the shop.)

Me: Hello, welcome to [Sandwich Shop].

Customer: I called in an order for [Customer’s Name].

(There were no orders placed in the last few hours.)

Me: I’m sorry, we don’t have that order.

Customer: What do you mean you don’t have my order? I called it in about 20 minutes ago.

Me: So sorry, we never received a call for an order. We can go ahead and make that order for you pretty quickly, if you want.

Customer: This is F****** ridiculous. I’m about to leave town and I don’t have time to wait around for you make the order that I had already called in.

Me: It will only take a few minutes, we can make that for you right now, if you want us to?

Customer: A few minutes? It takes longer than a few F****** minutes to make a calzone.

(People mistook our shop’s name with a pizza place a couple buildings over all the time.)

Me: This is [Sandwich Shop] ma’am. I think you are looking for [Pizza Shop] a few doors over.

Customer: *Turns red with embarassment* I guess I should’ve looked at the sign outside. *storms out the door*

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Unfiltered Story #226564

, | Unfiltered | February 25, 2021

My coworker and I were putting out a new smartphone display model. This particular phone was delayed in shipments, but we still had to put out the display model they sent us. A customer walks in.

CUSTOMER: I want my damn phone I ordered!
ME: Sorry sir, we’re experiencing a delay with our shipments.
CUSTOMER: Then what is that? *points to the display*
ME: Oh, that’s just the display model, it doesn’t actually work.
CUSTOMER: Well I want it; give it to me.
ME: Sorry, I can’t. Like I said, it doesn’t actually work, so you wouldn’t be able to use it anyway.
CUSTOMER: I don’t care! I want my phone! You have to give me my phone!

He stormed out and never did come back, even after his order came in.

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Unfiltered Story #226562

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I am working email cases where customers are having problems with their bills or accessing their services, and I get an email that a customer cannot access their virtual server. I take a look and lo and behold, they’ve manually stopped the virtual server and are wondering why they can’t access it.

“I’m sorry for that inconvenience, but you can’t access a virtual server or the internet through your virtual server if you stop the server itself. Please start it back up to be able to use it”

“You don’t need to make me feel dumb! god!”


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Unfiltered Story #226560

, , | Unfiltered | February 25, 2021

We have an ATM as a convenience for customers, though we don’t particularly encourage its use as it’s slow and kind of fussy. Towards the end of the day, I’m with a customer when some woman I’ve never seen before angrily storms in.

Woman: “Is that a [bank] ATM?”

Me: “Uh, I don’t know; I know it’s an ATM, but I don’t know which bank.”

Woman: “Well, why would you have a generic ATM when [bank] is the major bank in this area?!”

*I refrain from pointing out that there are other banks in town*

Me: “I don’t know.”

Customer: “She just works here.”

Woman: “It’s because this place gets kick-backs from the fees, isn’t it!?!”

*All I know is that someone else runs the ATM and we only recommend it as a last resort*

Me: “I don’t think so?”

Woman: “That’s exactly why!!!”

She then storms out again, and I’m just left thinking “Oooookaaaay…”

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