(I’m at work, and my coworker has a restraining order out on a crazy ex girlfriend, though I don’t know this at the time. She keeps calling his cellphone, but of course he doesn’t answer. So she starts calling his workplace, and I answer.)
Crazy Ex: “Yeah, I need to talk to [Coworker].”
Me: “One moment. May I ask who’s calling?”
Crazy Ex: “…[Name].”
(I go and get him.)
Me: “[Coworker], [Name] is on the phone for you.”
Coworker: “No! Say that I’m not here!”
Me: “Ok?’
(I get back to the phone.)
Me: “Sorry, [Coworker] is gone.”
Crazy Ex: “…now listen, here sweetheart, I want to you to give me him! RIGHT NOW! I know he’s there. So stop the bulls***!”
(Her voice has risen to a screech, and I’m alarmed.)
Me: “Maybe try his cellphone?”
Crazy Ex: “I already called his cellphone, he won’t answer, that why I’m bothering with b***hes like, now give me him, or do I have to go there myself?! Hm?!”
(Not wanting her to show up and make a scene, I’m at a loss for words. Finally, I say the truth.)
Me: “He doesn’t want to speak to you.”
Crazy Ex: “I didn’t ask you that! I don’t care about that! Now–”
Me: *interrupting* “This phone line is a business line, and needs to be open for business only. Personal calls are not allowed.”
(She begins screeching obscenities at me, so I hang up. My coworker peeks around.)
Coworker: “Sorry about that, she’s crazy. I have a restraining order but it does no good. Just hang up if she calls again.”
Me: “You should do something about her. She sounded unstable.”
(She does keep calling but I hang up. Later, she does come around and make a scene, but the police got called and she was arrested. My coworker switched jobs and never heard from her again. Some people.)