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Unfiltered Story #32262

Unfiltered | January 29, 2016

*I walk into my AP Physics classroom and I hear Phantom of the Opera playing on a student’s phone*

Teacher: ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER IS THE DEVIL!

Student: NOOOOO!

Me: What did I walk into?

Unfiltered Story #67080

Unfiltered | January 29, 2016

(It is a sunny day, which is rare during the winter months of Washington. I have just finished ringing up a customer.)

Me: “Have a great day, ma’am! Hope you enjoy the sunshine!”

Customer: *dead pan* “I have skin cancer.”

Unfiltered Story #56715

Unfiltered | January 29, 2016

(I’m a stagehand. One day, I’m replacing a coworker on a call. He’s notoriously grumpy and not well liked, but I like him. Note: I am female)

Boss: [My Name], I didn’t see your name on the call. Who are you today?

Me: I’m [Grumpy Coworker’s Name]. *I put my finger under my nose like a moustache and mutter grumpily under my breath*

Boss: *laughing* Yep, you’re definitely [Grumpy Coworker]!

Unfiltered Story #47690

Unfiltered | January 29, 2016

My mom, step dad, brother, sister-in-law, my boyfriend and I are all hanging out after going to eat for my mom’s birthday. My 10-month-old niece is playing with a cat toy which requires the cat to bat around two plastic balls in a circular base.

Me: She’s determined to get those balls out of there.

My brother starts giggling madly.

Me: Dude! She’s your daughter!

My brother: (Still giggling) I don’t are who it is, you said “balls out!”

Unfiltered Story #27992

Unfiltered | January 29, 2016

(I’ve got a friend who does chat roleplay (not the naughty kind) with her characters. We’ve introduced our characters to each other in the past, but never RP’d before this. After at least four hours, I finally have to tell her that I’m up way too late and have morning classes.)

Friend: Really? Well, okay. Maybe one of these days you’ll want to do an actual RP. Bye.

(She stopped talking to me a few months later.)