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Unfiltered Story #47649

Unfiltered | December 18, 2015

(my brother passed on 5 months ago & my 5 yr old is still coming to terms with it randomly talking about him we get my brothers mail & usually i put it in the trash this is what happens now everytime my 5 yr old sees my brothers name on the mail)

5 yr old (holding mail): can we send this to heaven

Me: sure we do that when we throw it away

5 yr old: na ah thats not how you get to heaven

Unfiltered Story #27951

Unfiltered | December 18, 2015

(I was out with a few friends and had just said bye to some of them, next to me was my guy friend, please note I’m bisexual and I haven’t come out to my parents yet)

My friend: Speaking of bye, when you coming out?

Me and other friend: *collapses to the floor crying with laugher*

Unfiltered Story #67038

Unfiltered | December 18, 2015

(this is a regular call for us on an almost daily basis)

Me: Thank you for calling [pharmacy] this [name] how can I help you?

Caller: Yeah I would like to get my medication refilled

Me: Okay I would be happy do to that do you have your rx #

Caller: No

Me: Okay whats your date of birth and name

(caller gives information)

Me: Okay what medication would you like refilled

Caller: The one I get every month

Me: Do you know the name of it or maybe what the drug is for?

Caller: I don’t know I call and get it every month I think it’s the little green pill

(usually it takes a few minutes to figure out what they are asking for if you even can, not to mention that most people who have these calls have been on these medications for more than just a month usually it’s around 15 years or so

Unfiltered Story #32223

Unfiltered | December 18, 2015

(On this day, we were in biology. Our biology room and computer lab are connected by a single door, and this means that we can often hear each other through the door. We are taking notes, when suddenly…)

Computer Lab: *plays John Cena music*

Most of the class: JOHN CENA!

Teacher: Quiet down, everyone! *opens the connecting door and looks in* Huh, no one’s in there…

Computer Lab: *music stops*

Teacher: Uh… *walks back to desk* Well, it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen again, so let’s keep taking notes.

(Ten minutes later…)

Computer Lab: *plays music again*

Teacher: JOHN CENA!! *slams elbow on desk*

Everyone: *causes havoc*

*Fast forward a few minutes later, after the music has long since stopped*

Teacher: Well, since I can’t calm anyone down now, let’s just forget the notes until tomorrow.

(Best day in biology ever!)

Unfiltered Story #47648

Unfiltered | December 17, 2015

(I am calling my mother to wish her a happy Mother’s Day. We talk about this and that until the subject of my pet cat comes around.)

Mom: Is your cat still being an annoying jerk?

Me: Yes, anytime I’m asleep is apparently playtime. It’s like, I love him, but I also want to strangle him all the time.

Mom: Yes, well, that’s motherhood for you.