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Unfiltered Story #67125

Unfiltered | March 14, 2016

(I work in a store that is predominantly staffed by foreigners, but I am Caucasian. A customer approaches my till.)

Customer: Hi there

Me: Good evening

(I proceed to start scanning the woman’s sizable cartload of groceries)

Customer: I’m so glad to see a white person behind the till for once!

Me: ……Excuse me?

Customer: Well, I am so sick of dealing with all these foreigners every time I want to buy some groceries! I’ll be sure to come back here when you are working in future!

Me: Uh, ma’am? You may leave now. I will not serve someone as incredibly rude and racist as you.

Customer: What do you mean, you wont serve me?!

Me: Exactly what I said. Leave now. You will not receive service here, from me or anyone else.

Customer: How dare you! I demand to speak to your manager at once!

Me: (Smirking) Certainly ma’am. Let me call him over for you

(I call the manager on duty over to my register. The manager in question is a Chinese immigrant)

Manager: (In a thick Chinese accent) What’s the problem?

(The customer’s face turned paper white, and she virtually ran from the store, leaving all her groceries behind. My manager turned to look at me, but it took 10 minutes for him to get an explanation because I was laughing so hard)

Unfiltered Story #32310

Unfiltered | March 14, 2016

This is from a few years back, when my class was discussing current affairs.

Teacher: A recent study has shown that breastfed babies are smarter than those who weren’t breas-

Classmate: *shouting* What? But I wasn’t breastfeeded!

It took her a few minutes to realise her mistake.

Unfiltered Story #47734

Unfiltered | March 13, 2016

(While standing in line to check out, I grab a soda. Note: I am 5’3″ and 110 lbs.)

Dad: Are you sure you don’t want a diet one?

Mom: Did you just call her fat? You do not tell a teenage girl to go on a diet.

Dad: Sure I can. It’s a daddy’s job to tell his daughters when they need to go on a diet!

Unfiltered Story #28037

Unfiltered | March 13, 2016

(My boyfriend and I went to McDonald’s for lunch between classes. We were sitting and t alking when an old lady came over yo our table)

Old lady: You 2 look young and able *puts 2 mini containers of margarine on the table in front of me* Could you go and get 2 butters for me. They always mess that up here!

Me: Oh, sure, I’ll get them for you.

(I get up and exchange her margerine for butter and bring them back over to her)

Me: Here you go.

Old Lady: Thank you so much. You’ve done your good deed for the day!

Boyfriend: Oh trust me, she does lots of good deeds every day. That’s just how she is.

Me: *Blushing* Oh, you!

Old Lady: You have to be careful what you say *turns and walks away*

(Needless to say, my boyfriend and I were left giving each other very confused looks)

Unfiltered Story #67124

Unfiltered | March 13, 2016

(I am straightening a new energy star light bulb display at the front of the store when a customer approaches.)

Me: How may I help you, sir?

Customer: What is with these new bulbs? Where are the incandescents?

Me: Due to new energy regulations they are being prohibited but we have many other options

Customer: More mistakes because of Obama. You know why don’t you.

Me: I don’t really follow the politics of it sir. (I do but don’t like discussing it during work.)

Customer: Because Obama is helping his commie friends in china. Worthless ******** (Racial slur)

(I glare at him angrily and start turning red. After a moment to calm myself I speak.)

Me: Sir… please don’t speak to me anymore.

(I am white but have a mixed race brother and nearly punch this guy out. My managers applauded my self control.)