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Unfiltered Story #18394

Unfiltered | March 22, 2016

Shopping in jeans and hoodie with my long white hair, just after my 53rd birthday, a woman in her early 20s, pretty, well dressed comes up behind me.

She: I love your hair!

Me: Oh, um, thank you so much.

She: I wish mine was that color!

Me: It just turned out like that.

She smiles and leaves me smiling and grateful. I don’t take compliments well, but her genuine enthusiasm bowled me over.

Unfiltered Story #67134

Unfiltered | March 22, 2016

(We have three blue cardboard charity boxes to cover nine registers, and they tend to be filled as customers pass by with their spare change. We also occasionally put items on the counter tops to try to entice customers to buy something. This customer is a regular.)

Me: That’s a penny change and your receipt, have a great evening!

(The customer immediately shoves the receipt in his pocket and starts trying to shove the penny into a silver tin on my counter. His face drops and he starts looking at it.)

Customer: Where’s the coin slot gone?
Me: Over there. *points to the next register* That’s a candle.

Unfiltered Story #47740

Unfiltered | March 21, 2016

(I moved from the US to Canada to be with my boyfriend. He and I are visiting his parents, who I absolutely adore. They enjoy picking on me about my American-ness, which I tend to encourage.)

Me, to boyfriend’s mom: “Hey, you have two Americans in the house… your toilet is the American Standard brand!”

(BF’s mom, who I have never heard say a naughty word or speak badly about anyone before, gets a wicked grin on her face.)

BF’s mum: “Of COURSE it’s an American, it’s full of s**t!”

(she followed that up with the sweetest smile. It took me about five minutes to stop laughing.)

Unfiltered Story #56767

Unfiltered | March 21, 2016

I work for a locally owned plumbing and heating company with a basic mon-fri 9am-5 pm shift. I also almost always carry over the counter pain killers on me just in case of a bad headache or “female” surprises. I do rarely have to take said painkillers, but I am not hesitant to offer them to co-workers, or even my boss if needed, and my boss gets A LOT of headaches. On this particular day, its slow for the office staff but not him. He was so busy he got a migraine. So he decided to take advantage of the fact that I carry regular pain killers on me, and walks into the office asking “Got any drugs?” Needless to say, I gave him a horrified look until he clarified that he needed headache meds……

Unfiltered Story #32308

Unfiltered | March 21, 2016

I am sitting in my biology teacher’s classroom during lunch. The class she has is one of her rowdy classes. We are talking, but there is a lull in the conversation long enough for us to see Student 1 try to shoot a tissue box into the trash can, miss, and say:

Student 1: “Sh*t!”

Teacher: *flabbergasted*

Student 1: *shoots and makes it*

Teacher: “Student 1! Get my tissues out of my trash and watch your language!”

Student 2: “Yeah, sh*thead!”