Unfiltered Story #224469
I’m a musician playing in a bar with my friend Bob. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, or not. Bob and I are playing/singing an acoustic set. Things are going well and everybody loves us. This guy, let’s call him Al, comes up with his own guitar and asks if he can play a song, with one of us playing along.
Keep in mind this is a big no-no. You don’t as a band if you can play with them, unless 1. They’re a live Karaoke band. 2. You know someone in the band that can vouch for your ability.
We tell him no, we don’t do that because we’ve been burned too many times. Either the person gets up and sucks, or he doesn’t want to leave the stage aferwards. Al tells us that he’ll pay us $100 to let him do one song. We reluctantly relent. He gets up and sits on the stool next to Bob and starts to play something we’ve never heard. Bob is extremely talented and can pick up almost anything. So, Al is actually pretty good. Unfortunately, of course, he’s one of the guys who doesn’t want to leave after one song. The patrons in the bar are shouting out suggestions that Al doesn’t know. So we ask him, “please step down and where’s our 100 bucks?” He explains that he’ll get cash at the bar when he pays his tab (they don’t do that). I shake my head and sigh in exasperation. Al doesn’t like that and trash talks us the rest of the night.
Skip to last call. Al doesn’t even have enough on his card to cover his bar tab. He gets in a fight with the owner. On top of that, he starts lashing out at me. I’m just sitting at the bar with my wife waiting for my regular pay, saying nothing. Al starts to shove the owner (a 5’4″ woman), and one of the patrons takes him outside and demands his wallet. Al has $40 in his wallet, less than half his tab, which is given to the owner. The police are called and Al is charged with Theft, Assault, and as it turns out, resisting arrest.
F@#$er never had the money to begin with. Now, we adhere to the “don’t let anyone come up and play” rule very strictly.