Unfiltered Story #242156
(Every year, our school puts on a production some time during August, which alternates between a play and a musical. This year’s performance is the junior musical adaptation of The Little Mermaid. It’s nearing the end of July, and the cast performed Under the Sea during assembly as a preview. We’ve just been let out of assembly, and are heading off to collect our bags. It should be noted that [Friend 1] is an avid Disney fan.)
Friend 1: “Ugh, now that song’s going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I know right?”
Me: “Hey, I can fix that!”
Friend 1: “[My Name], don’t you dare start singing another ear worm.”
Me: “Nope, I’m not gonna do that this time.”
Friend 1: “Really? Then what were you going to sing?”
Me: “I forgot some of the lyrics, but it’s—” *starts singing Ariel’s part in a Disney parody* “So just try to put yourself in — to somebody else’s gills! You’re killing my ecosystem—”
Friend 1: *joining in* “—with fishing and oil spills!”
(Both of us proceed to belt out the rest of the stanza, then the rest of the song. At the end, [Friend 1] and I start laughing. All the while, [Friend 2] looks completely baffled.)
Friend 2: “What was that?”
Me: “A parody! Well ok, not the entire thing because I forgot some of the lines.”
Friend 2: “Dude, I still have no idea what the hell you just sang.”
Friend 1: “It’s Disney!”
([Friend 1] and I split off from [Friend 2], chatting about various Disney movies as we walk towards our classrooms. As we reach [Friend 1]’s classroom, inspiration suddenly hits me.)
Me: “Hey [Friend 1], I just remembered the first few lines!”
Friend 1: “Wait really? What is it?”
Me: *singing* “I loved being princess down in — this beautiful ocean blue.’”
Friend 1: *joins in* “But mermaids are going missing — they end up in someone’s stew.”
(We sing the entirety of Ariel’s segment again, earning a few weird looks from [Friend 1]’s classmates. As I’m leaving for my own class, I can’t resist throwing out one last remark.)
Me: “Get that stuck in your head instead, that might help!”
Friend 1: “Sure!”
(We ended up singing the entire song again halfway through lunch, then spent the rest of the lunch period singing various Disney songs. It was a nice way to end the first week back to school.)