Unfiltered Story #32729

London, UK | Unfiltered | May 26, 2017

I am a year out of graduating from University. I’ve kept in contact with mostly all of the second years as they are amazing people – spare one person, let’s call him idiot. Throughout my final year, he caught wind that we had a coffee machine (paid out of my money) in our studio. Whenever I wasn’t looking, he would help himself to it. It’s also presumably why my favourite mug went missing, but that isn’t something proven done by him. Anyway, the time in which this story takes place is in September, the month where the Second Years go into the third year, and select their studios for it. I’m on Facebook on a lazy Monday and see the following conversation, regarding the ongoing studio selection.

Idiot: [Student] you are a ledge! I’m also disgusted by the level of incompetence and disorganisation of the uni once again, especially towards this week. I wont pay if I don’t get my studio choice. Won’t be going with [Other Lecturer] so I guess ill be going with [Another Lecturer] who looks a bit like a paedophile…sweeeeeet 🙂

(I raise my eyebrow at his comment, but refuse to get involved. It’s an hour later when I re-visit the conversation out of interest to see what happened to find this:)

Idiot: Bet this guy loves 10 year olds lmao!

(The idiot also added a picture, and full details of the lecturer he was referring to all along. MY Dissertation Teacher for the previous year, who not only got me a B in my eventual assessment, but was an amazing role model too. I’m furious at this arsehole’s disgusting slander but as I finish typing up a retort, a wave of restraint hits me, and I back down before posting it. I actually spend an entire day weighing out my options – do I chastise him for his idiocy? Or do I let it go? It takes the encouragement of a friend of mine (who was also taught by this lecturer) when she says she would be doing the same as me to finally post a comment:

Me: Wow [Idiot]. First off, you’re a f*****g moron. Second, everything you have just said regarding [My Lecturer] could be easily reported to him as libel. You do realise that means you could easily get expelled from University, or even arrested right? Finally, considering this comment exists on a space where NUMEROUS students chat and are probably in close contact with the Lecturer, I don’t believe it would take a lot of effort for him to be brought to the attention of it, you jackass. Delete this now, before someone actually does it.

(Unfortunately, the host of the comment thread deleted it all for him. So it is unlikely that the idiot ever got my message.)

Unfiltered Story #57183

USA | Unfiltered | May 26, 2017

(I apply for and get hired by a well known store that sells mattresses, and the other new hires and I have to go to a ‘school’ to learn how to sell. The ‘teacher’ is a very charming white guy in his 30s or 40s, dressed in pressed pants and neat shirt and most of the ‘class’ are guys in their 20s and non-white, and dressed in jeans and t shirts.)

New Hire: “Excuse me, I gotta question: how much money can you make here?”

Teacher: “It depends on you! Myself, I make oh, about $100,000 per year.”

New Hire: *hoots* “D***! You gots skilllllzzz!”

(The class buzzes with excitement at the thought of making so much.)

Teacher: *pumps fist in air* “Yep! I got SKILLZZZZ!!”

(Everyone laughed, and teacher went on with his lesson, shouting, “I GOTS SKILLZZZZ” every so often and pumping his fist. It was hilarious!)

Unfiltered Story #67542

Cleveland, OH | Unfiltered | May 26, 2017

We’ve just put out freshly baked bagels on the shelves, so there are a small amount of sesame and poppy seeds on the ground around the bagel shelf. Obviously, we sweep after setting up, but hadn’t done so yet when customer walked in.

Customer: This is unacceptable! I’ve told the owner many times to sweep this up! I’m calling the health department!

Unfiltered Story #28428

TN | Unfiltered | May 26, 2017

Woman: (Speaking to a group of us) This Army man is trying to date my little girl! I won’t allow it!

Me: OMG. How old is he?

Woman: Nineteen!

Me: (Thinking she was talking about her 12 year old daughter) How old is she?

Woman: … Eighteen.

Me: Oh…

After that, the conversation died out. Going on about an army *man* trying to date a little *girl* is one thing, but when it turns out the female is a consenting adult… it’s a bit less dramatic than what her mother was trying to make it out to be.

Unfiltered Story #28423

CA, USA | Unfiltered | May 25, 2017

(I’m a college athlete. The student parking lot at our college is a half mile away from the gym, so it’s a bit of a walk. We’re lucky enough to have practice at 6:00 am every day, when no campus shuttles are running. On this day, it’s absolutely pouring rain as what’s being called the storm of the century hits town. The wind is also howling in our faces as I walk to the gym with a couple of my teammates.)

Teammate 1: what’s up boys? (Jumps on teammate 2’s back)

Teammate 2: please get off me

Teammate 1: aww don’t be such a sour puss. Isn’t today such a beautiful day?

Teammate 2: only good weather for ducks and dicks man

Teammate 1: don’t put me out of my good mood. Go to hell man.

(Suddenly a huge downpour picks up and drenches us.)

Teammate 2: fuck it man. Hell cant be worse than this.

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