Unfiltered Story #244268
I’m a student on summer break, staying with my girlfriend, who is a freelancer. it just so happens that we’re home around noon when the doorbell rings. I’m opening the door in my underwear to find two guys my age dressed in pristine suits, clutching bible and all.
Me: What?
Jehova’s witness #1: We’d like to talk to you about God?
Girlfriend’s voice from the back of the apartment: Oooh honey, not before breakfast!
Jehovas are dumbfounded enough for me to quietly close the door in their faces, me smiling amicably.