Unfiltered Story #56666

Unfiltered | December 7, 2015

(I am returning from a high school football game. My dad and brother are in one car while my mom and I are in another. Mom and I stop at [Burger Chain] to order food for everyone on the way. [Burger Chain] has a regular menu and a “value menu,” with a small version of their burgers available for cheaper.)

Mom: “Hi, I’d like a [Regular Burger], two [Regular Bacon Burgers], and two large fries.”

Employee: “One moment… Okay, so that’s one [Regular Burger], two [Small Bacon Burgers], and two large fries?”

Mom: “Two [Regular Bacon Burgers].”

Employee: “Yes, two [Small Bacon Burgers].”

Mom: “No, the full sized one. [Regular Bacon Burger].”

Employee: “We don’t have anything called [Regular Bacon Burger]. Do you want a [Different Bacon Burger]?”

Mom: “No, that’s- Here, just give me two [Regular Burgers] with added bacon.”

Employee: “Um, one moment.” *to someone else* “Can we do that?”

Other Employee: “Yes, here.” *presumably enters something*

Employee: “Thank you. Okay, so that’s one [Regular Burger], two [Small Burgers] with bacon, and two large fries. Is that all?”

Mom: “Those were [Regular Burgers] with bacon, not [Small Burgers].”

Employee: “Oh, right. Your total is [total].”

(Surprise, surprise, we got two [Small Bacon Burgers]. Not only that, but the fries were cold, despite the fact that they had been getting a lot of traffic and should have had new fries by then. We haven’t been back to that location.)

Unfiltered Story #32212

Unfiltered | December 7, 2015

(We are getting our passwords for our school email. The passwords are two random words and two random numbers)

Teacher: I like your password, friend.

(The friend’s password was uglyfagXX)

Unfiltered Story #67027

Unfiltered | December 7, 2015

(There an unruly guy outside, demanding to get in. Our policy is to lock the doors after 11 pm. Only guests may enter.)

Manager: “Can I help you?”

Unruly Guy: “I demand to use the bathroom!”

Manager: “Well, that’s for guest use only.”

Unruly Guy: “You can’t deny me the bathroom in a public place!”

Manager: “This is a privately owned property, sir.”

Unruly Guy: “You’re a liar! Public goes in here all the time! You want me to pee right here, then, huh? You’re a pervert!”

Manager: “Sir…”

Unruly Guy: “YOU LYING FAT PIG! YOU LYING FAT COMMUNIST PORKBELLY PIG!” *stomps away*

Manager: “…”

Unfiltered Story #27940

Unfiltered | December 7, 2015

(I am sitting on the train on my way to work reading an ebook on my phone when a guy walks up and drops a condom, still in its package, in my lap.)

Man: “Well, since you’ve already got the condom, why don’t we go back to my place and use it?”

Me: “What the hell?”

(I’m just getting ready to give him a piece of my mind when I hear a familiar laugh. My friend is sitting a few seats away laughing like a maniac.)

Friend: “Sorry, you just looked so serious. I bet [Man] that he wouldn’t have the guts to hand you a condom, the rest was all him.”

(She introduced us to each other and a year later, we’re actually dating.)

Unfiltered Story #47637

Unfiltered | December 6, 2015

Mom:(while talking on her phone)so i’m not in athens this week ill be there next week

Me: Take a picture of the Parthenon

Mom: Athens, Georgia not Athens Rome

Me: Do you mean Athens Greece?

Mom: thats what i said