My mother likes to think she was a helicopter mom. I like to think she was a lunatic and narcissist masquerading as one. I’m going to let NotAlwaysRight be the judge as I recount what was, for me, the final straw of our relationship.
In my first year of high school, one of my friends was involved in a quiz show-style team (the name of which escapes me). The basic premise was that different high schools assembled groups to compete against each other answering trivia questions, ranging from music, biology, literature, television, pop culture, the works. Near the end of the year, we had an outbreak at the school and much of the team fell ill. With the next meet on the coming Friday, they needed alternates. My friend, one of the few who hadn’t gotten sick, asked me to be one on that Monday. On Tuesday, I met with the teacher assigned to running the program for our school, asked my own questions, and got a permission slip for my parents to sign. The only catch was she needed it by Thursday – I assume it had something to do with legal protections, but I really didn’t think enough of it to ask, especially since that was two days away.
So I brought the slip home that same Tuesday. Since it was my mother’s day to come home early and she refused to trust me walking home, I explained the situation to her in the car, and as soon as we got home I handed her the permission slip. The following morning when I woke up, my mother handed me the slip, signed and dated. I turned it in, and I spent the next two days after school studying with the new team. On Wednesday, this was easy because my Dad was home early this day and he trusted me to walk home (it probably took ten minutes if I got stopped at every crosswalk); all I had to do was use my phone to call home and tell him I was staying late. Thursday was just as simple since it was once again his day to come home early, perhaps more so since I was able to get ahead of it. Friday, the day of the meet, however, was my mother’s day to get home early. Now I had to give her a fixed time the night before.
My mother had no idea what I was talking about. I had to explain the entire situation to her again, how I’ve spent the prior two day practicing with my team, and stressed that on this day we were going to a different high school for the real thing. When I broached the permissions slip she signed, she shrugged her shoulders and said she accepted what I told her.
This whole thing should have been a red flag for me. It wasn’t.
Friday, at about 10:30 in the morning, I’m called down to the main office. My mother was on the phone, screaming questions to figure out what I was doing after school today. I explained to the secretary the entire situation, right down to how she signed a permission slip I turned in on Wednesday. My mother remained unconvinced, even as the secretary confirmed it was an official school team, so now the secretary had to call the teacher down to the office since she could better clarify the whole situation. Surely that’s the end of it, right?
Nope.
While the teacher was busy defusing my mother, the secretary went fishing into a filing cabinet and pulled out mine. I witnessed her pull out not just the permission slip for this club, but every document I needed a parent to sign in the past. The secretary concluded my mother’s tantrum was reasonable grounds to suspect I’d been forging my parents’ signatures.
And it only gets worse.
After about 15 minutes, my mother hung up the phone. Why? According to the teacher, her lunch just arrived. No matter how much the secretary called her back, she refused to pick up. Therefore, until this got sorted out, I was to spend the rest of the day in the principal’s office, because they didn’t want me running off. I didn’t even get to go to the cafeteria, nor did I return to class to gather my things; the secretary went for me while the principal watched me.
Only come 2:00, 30 minutes away from the end of my school day, did my mother pick up the phone and call back. And once again, she was screaming how I’m lying about where I’m going. Unable to get a word in, the secretary did the only thing she could do to placate my mother: withdraw me from the team. However, as soon as she heard that I was no longer involved and would conclude my school day at the usual time, she hung up again. The secretary did call her back and inquire about my form, but with how short the conversation was, her refusal to try again, and the fact that she still looked suspicious of me, I assume my mother’s answer was “I signed all of them, except for the ones I didn’t. Now stop calling me.”
So, in the end, the main office now believed I’m forging my parents’ signatures. The school’s team had to withdraw from the day’s competition due to being short one member. I’m pretty sure that constituted a detention, and likely made its way onto my disciplinary record.
When I was finally let out, as always, my mother sat in the parking lot honking her horn for me. I pretended to ignore her and just walked home myself. I packed a bag and spent the weekend with my aunt, who was sympathetic enough to not let her sister into her house.
And for later-date consequences, any friends I had on the team stopped being my friends. A couple of years later when I finally had this teacher for one of my classes, she consistently made “mistakes” while grading my work, so my scores were getting lower every day and my grade was consistently hovering at about a D. Thankfully, this one only last for about a month and a half when I finally transferred out of her class. The consequence of that being she taught an AP class; transferring out with such a low grade meant I now had to work extraordinarily harder to qualify for the AP test.
All together, I haven’t spoken to her since I turned 18 and left for college.
So I’ll ask again: helicopter mom, or lunatic?