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Unfiltered Story #118765

, , | Unfiltered | August 23, 2018

(All the papers across the country recently got a new phone system, and it seems to have confused many callers. I have personally experienced people calling multiple times to get a hold of me, and I’ve heard many coworkers complain that their sources are having troubles with the system as well. One day as I am busy at work at my desk, I get a call.)

Me: *sees it’s from a non-local number, thinks it’s strange* “Hello, [My Name] speaking.”

Caller: “Hi, what department is this?”

Me: “What department were you hoping to reach?”

Caller: “I was hoping to reach someone at [newspaper in small city in Ontario].”

Me: “…well, we’re actually a paper in [small city in Alberta].”

Caller: “…Where the hell is that?!”

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Unfiltered Story #118708

| Unfiltered | August 23, 2018

I am a female, in the women’s washroom at work, which has several stalls. Just as I am finishing up, I hear something at the door. It sounded like someone tapped their heel on the ground or something, so I don’t think much of it. I hear someone come in, and when I open the stall, I see our MALE HR manager switching out one of the decorations on the counter with all the sinks. I gasp really loudly and immediately feel really embarrassed. Not knowing what to do, I just close the stall door again until he left, apologizing and asking if I was OK. I just couldn’t believe that happened! Apparently, the noise I heard was of him knocking… but even if I had identified it as knocking, why would someone knock on the outside of a bathroom? Why not say loudly, “Hey, it’s [male coworker], is there anyone in here?” … or, better yet, send in a female to do whatever he was doing!!

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Unfiltered Story #118706

, | Unfiltered | August 23, 2018

(I’ve worked at a large-scale pet store chain for several years. It’s before open and we’re having a meeting in the back.)

Manager: “I have a big surprise! I’ve been given permission to give out a special raise to whoever proves themself most worthy. I’m not going to say how much it is, but trust me, it’s worth it. You’ll get a set amount of money each week.”

(She goes on for several minutes about all the things we could buy with this raise, painting the picture like it’s life changing. Everyone seems quite excited, and me, being a poor college student, am desperate to get this raise. For the next several weeks, I volunteer to do the least favorable jobs, like cleaning the cages, and accidents made by dogs brought to the store. I put in for hours that no one wants, like the closing shift where we have to clean at the end of the night. All seems well, and I believe I’m going to get the raise. I’m called into the managers office about a month after the announcement.)

Manager: “So, [My Name]. I’ve noticed you’ve been working really hard the last month or so.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. I’ve been trying my hardest.”

Manager: “Uh huh. I don’t like suck-ups, [My Name].

Me: “Excuse me?”

Manager: “I know you’re only working hard for the raise, and I know that you’re just a lazy piece of s*** who wants to get your grubby little hands on the extra cash.”

Me: *stunned silence*

Manager: “But not everyone saw through your plan, so the raise is yours via my boss. Here’s the money for this week. Enjoy it, pig.”

(She slides a check over on the table and gives me a death glare. I grab the check and quickly walk out of the room, making a beeline for the bathroom. I sit in the bathroom for about five minutes, crying, as I’m sleep deprived and emotional from not only balancing work and college, but working the extra hours and later shifts the last month. I power through the rest of my shift, which is only about thirty minutes, and am just leaving when I happen to run into my manager’s boss, which isn’t unusual, as he often hangs around our store. I know him somewhat personally, as he’s friends with my father.)

Manager’s Boss: “Are you okay, [My Name]? Your eyes are red.”

Me: “Yeah, I’m fine. Thank you for the raise. I really needed it.”

Manager’s Boss: “You sure you’re okay?”

Me: *on the verge of tears again* “It’s just that [Manager] called me a lazy piece of s*** and a pig because I got the raise.”
Manager’s Boss: “SHE DID WHAT? Go home, [My Name]. I’m taking care of this.”

(Worried, I go home. I haven’t had time, so I look at the check. It’s only for two cents a week. I call my manager, as with the way she described it, it must have been more.)

Manager: “WHAT?”

Me: “Uh… I’m sorry to bother you… it’s just that the check that you gave me… is, um… just for two cents, I think it was a typo.”

Manager: *smug* “Oh, so you WERE just doing it for the money, huh?”

Me: *fed up* “Alright, you want to know the truth? I’m a poor college student barely making minimum wage. I have to skip meals because I can’t afford to eat. So, yeah, I’m mostly in it for the money. Happy, b****?”

Manager: *click*

(I came in the next day and wasn’t surprised to be called into my manager’s office. I expect to be fired, and I really regret what I said. I’m surprised to find my manager and her boss in the office as I take a seat.)

Manager’s Boss: “So, ladies. What’s the issue?”

Manager: “She called me a b****.”

(Her boss doesn’t even flinch.)

Me: “I was trying to call because the check she gave me was for two cents. She called me a pig. I’m sorry for losing my temper, ma’am.”

Manager’s Boss: “Don’t apologise, [My Name]. That check was for $30. What the h***, [Manager]?”

(My manager turns bright red and begins to stutter.)

Manager: “I… I thought that check would let me have a cut of it since I’m the m… manager.”

Manager’s Boss: “You’re fired. I want you out today.”

Manager: “What?!? EXCUSE ME?!? I’LL SUE FOR DISCRIMINATION! I’LL SUE ALL OF YOU IMMIGRANTS!” ( Manager’s boss is black and I am Asian. )

( Eventually, we had to call the police to escort her from the property. We got a new, much better manager and I got my bonus. I quit the next year when I was offered a better job. )

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Unfiltered Story #118689

, | Unfiltered | August 22, 2018

Customer: I’m having trouble buying an app.

Me: Do you have your device with you?

Customer: Yes.

Me: Let’s see what’s happening here — can you try downloading it again so I can see the error?

Customer: (wakes device, launches an app)

Me: Looks like you already have the app on there.

Customer: No, I’m having trouble with an in-app purchase. (By this time, app has launched and he has a dialog asking for his app store password)

Me: Just put your app store password in there for me please.

Customer: (error pops up saying the purchase can’t be completed, and provides a URL to get help)

Me: Did you go to this site for help?

Customer: Yes. What do I do when I get there?

Me: Not sure – let’s go there and find out. (We go to an adjacent computer and type in the URL). Here’s where you would click on the category of problem you’re experiencing.

Customer: I’m not an idiot. This place is turning into [your competitor]! I’ve been in Information Technology for years. This is a f***-up! (Turns and walks out.)

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Unfiltered Story #118687

, , | Unfiltered | August 22, 2018

Legally, you cannot refuse someone a glass of water when they ask for one, even if they are fresh off the streets, potentially mad and not planning on buying anything…

Random lady, “Can I have a glass of water with lemon, please?”

Bar owner, “Sure. Would you like ice?”

Random lady, suddenly demonic and shouting, “I’M DIABETIC!”


Bar owner, “So no ice?”

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