Unfiltered Story #47965

Unfiltered | December 20, 2016

I have been seeing my girlfriend for quite a while now, but due to one reason or another our parents have never met properly, we are at a get together where they are both there.

(My family are quite well spoken, lovely but her dad thinks that are really posh and is a little worried about making a right impression.)

My family: hi we are (my names) parents)
GF dad; Oh, great to meet you, i’m (girlfriends) mum.

..
GF dad: oh god I mean her Dad, I have no idea why I said that.

(They both laugh and got on really well, but I do still wind him up till this day about the time he forgot what gender he was!)

Unfiltered Story #28277

Unfiltered | December 19, 2016

(I’ve recently come out as Bi-sexual and I’m pretty open about it, me and my best mate insult each other a lot when generally talking, so I sit down next to him one day in class and this exchange occurs)

MATE: You know what, it annoys me that we can’t make gay jokes anymore

ME: Why?

MATE: Cause they don’t affect you

ME: Well that what you get for me being openly gay

MATE: I’m not homophobic, but you being gay is really cramping my style, it’s inconvenient to find new ways to insult you

*We both chuckle*

Unfiltered Story #57039

Unfiltered | December 19, 2016

(My boyfriend and I decided to grab some food from a local family owned fast food restaurant on our walk home from school. I am a female, about 5’9, while my boyfriend is 6’2. We are both in high school sophomores. We decided to go there because my boyfriend’s brother’s friend is the owner and he always gives us a discount. We walk in and we see a cashier that we have never seen before. She gives us a hateful look as we walk into her line. Note: I am extremely shy and hate confrontations or anybody yelling at me.)

Boyfriend: Hi! Um, can we get a number 4, and for her, *gestures to me* What do you want, [My name]?

Me: *shyly* I would like a number 1, please?

Cashier: *rolling her eyes* Well, SPEAK louder so I can hear you, f****** anorexic.

Boyfriend: EXCUSE ME? That’s no way to treat the owner’s brother, much less any customer!

Cashier: Pfft, you think I’m gonna believe that f****** lie? Get out! You’re just a couple of poor a** teens who can’t even pass the ninth grade!

Boyfriend: No, seriously, I am [Brother’s name] brother!

Cashier: Whatever, just get out, you’re banned from this store. Take your f****** w**** with you!

Me: C-can we just see the owner, please? It’ll be really quick!

Cashier: Why? So you can show him your things to convince him to give you a discount? I said, GET THE F*** OUT OF MY STORE, YOU LITTLE W****!

(Note: I am relatively chesty for an Asian at my age, but the remark still stings. I start crying, both at the embarrassment and the yelling. Finally, my boyfriend’s brother walks in.)

Brother: Hey, you little s***!

Cashier: See, even the owner doesn’t want you in his place!

Brother: *grabs my brother’s head and gives him a wicked noogie* Where have you been? I haven’t seen you since 8th grade! How’s life?

Boyfriend: Get off, what took you so long getting here? Didn’t you hear the yelling from your office?

Brother: Oh yeah, I was busy writing up your cashier, but now that I heard everything, *turns to cashier* get out. You are fried, banned from the restaurant, and if you open your mouth again, I’ll toss in a call from the police for public disturbance and sexual assaults.

Cashier: What? They’re just a couple of f****** teens. You told me that you didn’t have any siblings!

Brother: I said, I didn’t have any siblings that was as cool as this guy. Get out, you’re fired.

(The cashier continues screaming, saying that we were a couple of teens, that I was a w****, my boyfriend wasn’t the owner’s brother, and that she didn’t do anything wrong. She got escorted out by the police.)

Unfiltered Story #18582

Unfiltered | December 18, 2016

(I am in my local grocery store shopping, and looking at the socks on a good sale, when I hear this conversation. There is an employee who has obviously finished her shift, and a man with her, pushing a trolley.)

Woman: Do you need socks honey? They’re on sale.

Man: Nah, that’s okay.

Woman: Are you sure? I think you need them.

Man: *very sweetly* It’s okay, I can get them later. You’ve had a long day, and you’re tired. Let’s just get these things and go home.

(It was something so simple, but working in retail myself, it put a huge smile on my face. What a sweetheart.)

Unfiltered Story #28273

Unfiltered | December 18, 2016

(I’m a young woman walking alone from work. My neighborhood is full of strangers, so I am nervous. To calm my anxiety, I start thinking of a funny joke while keeping an eye on the sidewalk so I don’t trip. With no warning, I hear a loud shout from very close by!)

Shout: “YEAH! YOU LOCKED ME OUTTTT MAAAAN!!!!”

(I jump back to see a drunken man, passed out, his hat and coat perfectly blended in with the leaves in the ground, so I didn’t even notice him until I was right by him. My body automatically jumps in fight mode, thinking he’s a mugger, but then I realize that he’s just a drunk. I ran away and took my car instead of walking from then on.)