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Unfiltered Story #263641

, , | Unfiltered | July 29, 2022

During a lab we were processing livers to extract DNA samples to place through a centrifuge. After all of the DNA was processed and separated there were some individuals that were lacking samples.

Me: ::Using microscope, examining samples::

Girl: DOES ANYONE WANT TO SHARE SOME DNA WITH ME?

Whole Class: ::Stares at her in silence with smirks::

Me: Sorry, I’m married.

Whole Class: ::Erupts in laughter::

Professor Airhead: Wait, did she just ask to share DNA with all of you?

Unfiltered Story #263639

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(I’m a big fan of Pokémon and have been for a good chunk of my life. I have a speech class that requires a show and tell speech, and I bring in my old deck of Pokémon cards, a gift from my cousin when we were younger. I talk about trading him for the cards I wanted as the cards were scattered all over the floor and how I still love the franchise, even though I’ve had people tease me for it. In fact, the day before no less than four people—two students, a teacher, and my mother—have all made fun of me because I made a Pokémon reference or mentioned playing the mobile game. The speech goes well and no one says anything negative. One of the other girls in the class comes up to me in the hallways during break. She is by no means the soft, sentimental type—in fact, she usually looks like a gang member would if they had to follow our school’s dress code.)

Girl: “[My name]?”

Me: “Yeah?”

Girl: “Nice job with your speech. It was really brave of you to bring those cards in.”

Me: *beaming* “Thank you!”

(It meant a lot to me that she didn’t make fun of me for my interest in Pokémon. I’m still a fan today and remember her whenever someone complains or rolls their eyes.)

Unfiltered Story #263637

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My seventh-grade science teacher was one of those teachers who would openly criticize students. She didn’t seem to target anyone in particular, at least not in my class, but heaven help you if you did something she didn’t like.

She starts off the first day of class by saying she can already tell who’s serious about science, who the trouble makers are, who the jocks are, etc. Except I think she pegged me as a super girly-girl and not as a girl who actually enjoys math and science. I only say this because even though I got an A in her class, she seemed to look for excuses to validate her opinion of me. I did not give her many excuses. When the first class ended, she revealed she was one of those, “the bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you” teachers. I don’t even know how many times I was nearly late to my next class which was right around the corner.

At the beginning of the school year, we were issued our science textbooks. Then she tells us to take out a piece of paper and write down any and all damage that it has. Examples include if the covers were worn from use, pen marks, or if some of the pages were ripped/folded at all. She expected us to get through all 500+ pages in maybe ten minutes. Then, at the end of the year, when we returned our textbooks, she would flip through each book and ask us about any damage. If there was damage that we hadn’t written down at the beginning of the year (I missed a super tiny tear on a page that was maybe half a centimeter long) she would berate us and demand to know how the damage occurred. She would also deduct a point from your class participation grade if the damage was significant, but not enough to warrant replacing the book. Her voice was naturally very loud, so the entire class could hear her berating you if your book had any extra damage.

Another time, we had a fire drill during this class. Everyone immediately stands up but she yells at us. “You do not get to leave until I say so.” She only lets us line up once she’s grabbed the roster and emergency bag. (I don’t know what all was in this bag, but there was one in every classroom and teachers were required to grab it during fire drills.) Once we’re lined up and quiet, then we’re allowed to exit the building. We line up with the other classes, but she has us move a little ways away. She claims it’s so she can hear us when she calls roll, but I think it’s so the other teachers won’t hear her lecture us.

As she calls roll, she moves from one end of the line to the other. Then she gets to my name. My last name starts with a W, so I’m near the end of the roster, and I’m standing in the middle of the line. She calls my name, I say “here” and she glares at me. “(My name), why aren’t you at the end of the line? I don’t want to have to be walking back and forth along this line to hear all y’all say ‘here.’ Last names at the beginning of the alphabet are at the front, and names at the end are at the end of the line. So get at the end of the line and let’s try this again.” Yes, she made me move to the very end of the line and she started over from the beginning. By this time, the other classes were back in the building. We had to wait for her say we could head back, and she proceeded to lecture us about lining up alphabetically in the future, looking at me the entire time. I had self-esteem issues at the time since a couple of weeks earlier my so-called friends told me to my face they no longer liked me and didn’t want to sit with me at lunch anymore (but that’s a whole other story), and her calling me out like that really messed with me and nearly made me cry in front of everyone. I regret not telling my parents about this incident.

Definitely not my favorite teacher and she very nearly made me hate science forever. Thankfully my eighth-grade science teacher was much better.

Unfiltered Story #263635

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My grandmother has had the same car since I was born. My grandfather is tired of maintaining it, but she refuses to let it go. We keep trying to tell her that it’s fuel inefficient and that automatics are so much easier to drive, but she won’t hear it. Grandma is keeping that thing until she dies.

Well.

She and grandpa live near a major highway. A lot of jerks fly off the exit ramp, making the turn into her neighborhood very unsafe. One day, a car plows into my grandmother just as she’s leaving the neighborhood. Her car rolls over again and again and again. It is completely totaled.

The only major injury she receives is a broken leg.

Unfiltered Story #263633

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Having used the stores scan machine to do my shopping (a barcode scanner that allows you to scan your groceries as you shop so when you get to the register, it downloads and all you do is pay), I was flagged as an “audit” meaning they had to spot check my groceries. It happens from time to time and I don’t mind. However it requires the cashier to have a specific card.

Cashier: Oh no, I don’t have an audit card. *to bagger* do you?
Bagger: Uh, no. Hey (3rd coworker) do you have an audit card?
3rd: No, but here are the keys for the office.
Bagger: Miss, I’ll be right back. *she fumbles for a while trying different keys when a 4th coworker comes with an audit card*
Bagger: great! It would’ve taken me forever to figure out the door key.
Me jokingly: What did you just call me?
Bagger: Uh, nothing, all I said was door key.
Me: Did you just call me DORKY again?
Bagger finally catching on: yes, yes I did. Your very door key!
Me: Thank you for the compliment! I love being door key!

The bagger and cashier were still giggling as I left.