For the school fair, my society decided to run a bakery. As the only person who knew how to bake, I was put in charge. Right off the bat, I had trouble. I had only one volunteer, she was a female and the only kitchen in the boarding school that allowed both genders inside was already fully booked. So I had to beg for permission to use my dorm’s kitchen, which the vice principal gave.
Halfway through our baking, we noticed some smoke and suddenly realised the oven was ON FIRE. After panicking, I hit the fire alarm and got the dorm master in to put the fire out. One of my dorm mates came up to us and talked as we waited for the smoke to clear.
Dormmate 1: You know, the fire is easier to believe than the fact that *points at [Female Friend]* she is here.
Us: Seriously?
Later, when we were waiting for the last cupcakes to bake in the dorm’s second oven, another two guys came into the kitchen and froze when they saw [Female Friend].
Me: Hey guys. Don’t worry, I got permission for her to be here.
Dormmate 2 and 3: *Still stunned and bug-eyed* Uh huh.
Me: Oh yeah, that oven caught fire and is busted now. Don’t touch it.
Dormmate 2: You know, I can believe the fire. What I can’t believe is the fact that you got permission for *points at [Female Friend]* her to be here.
Dormmate 3: Uh huh. What he said.
Us: WTF?
A few days later, after the fair.
Best Friend: Hey, I saw your Instagram. Did you really–
Me: Set the oven on fire? Yes.
Best Friend: No, I know that the oven was on fire. What I can’t believe is the girl in the picture. Did you really bring her to [Male Dorm]?
Me: ………
A few days later, in class.
Me: I’ve still got some cupcakes left over from last week’s fair. Anyone want some?
Jock Classmate: Hey thanks man. Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask you this for a while, so how did you–
Me: Set the oven on fire? No clue.
Jock Classmate: No. Who cares about the oven? How did you bring that girl into [Male Dorm]?
Stuck-up Female Classmate: Oh yeah, I saw that. How did you get permission?
House Captain Classmate: Yeah. I can’t believe that you actually got permission. Isn’t the school like super conservative about stuff like this?
Me: But the fire……
Whole Class: Yeah, yeah, we know the oven was on fire. We want to know how you got permission to bring a girl back to your dorm.
Me: *eye starts twitching*
Later that night.
Prefect: Hey man. I saw your Instagram. Did you really bring [Female Friend] into [Male Dorm]?
Me: Yeah. We set the oven on fire as well.
Prefect: Uh huh. So how did you do it? I want to invite my girlfriend into my room.
Me: Why the f*ck is everyone more interested in [Female Friend] than the fire?!
Next day.
Female Friend: Hey, friend. You will not believe this. Everyone keeps asking how I got permission to go to [Male Dorm]. Like, nobody cares about the fire.
Me: Same. Why the hell does EVERYONE find the fire easier to believe than you being at [Male Dorm]?