Unfiltered Story #66987

Tallahassee, FL, USA | Unfiltered | October 28, 2015

(A restaurant down the road from the one I work at has a menu item nearly identical to one of ours, for over a dollar cheaper. To advertise it, they hire someone to stand on the road waving a sign with the menu item on it. This leads to confusion from some customers that walk in, until we explain it’s for the other restaurant. This typically ends the conversation, until one day, a customer walks in.)

Customer: What’s this sign I saw about your [price] special?

Me: Oh, I’m sorry ma’am, that’s for [other restaurant]. Our current special is [other price].

Customer: But I SAW a sign that said you had a special for [price], now what is it!

Me: It’s for [other restaurant]. For that price, you could get [other menu item] from us.

(The customer starts clapping her hands to accentuate what she’s saying)

Customer: I don’t think y’all UNDERSTAND ME! I SAW A SIGN that said Y’ALL had a SPECIAL for [price] and I WANT THAT SPECIAL!! So WHY ain’t you RINGING ME UP for the SPECIAL?!

(A manager on duty decides to intervene)

Manager: Ma’am, I;m sorry, but we don’t have that special, it;s for [other restaurant]. If you would please calm down–

Customer: I AIN’T GONNA CALM DOWN CAUSE Y’ALL TOO F***ING STUPID TO NOT KNOW YOU GOT A SIGN ON THE ROAD FOR A [price] SPECIAL!! NOW GET ME MY [price] SPECIAL CAUSE I’M THE CUSTOMER AND I SAY SO!!

Manager and Me: But it’s for–

Customer: DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK! I’M TALKING HERE! GET ME A [price] SPECIAL RIGHT THE F*** NOW!!

(Other customers start laughing around the customer, making her angrier)

Manager: We don’t have a [price] special. We just don’t.

Customer: WELL WHY DIDN’T YOU F***ING SAY SO BEFORE!! NOW I WANT FREE FOOD CAUSE Y’ALL TOO F***ING IGNORANT ABOUT YOUR OWN D*** SIGNS!!

(In the end, the manager drags the customer from the doors while she screams and struggles. The rest of us finally break down laughing at her expense.)

Unfiltered Story #27902

Utah, USA | Unfiltered | October 28, 2015

(I’m shopping at a dollar store, which is pretty packed. I’m looking at candles for Halloween. Three college boys come into the store, talking very loudly and visibly annoying the other customers. They go into the aisle next to mine.)

Boy #1: Look at this! They’re totally ripping off “Game Of Thrones”! See? This should say Targaryen, but they misspelled it! It says “tarragon”!

*I look at the other customer in my aisle, a middle-aged woman, and she cringes and rolls her eyes*

Me: *yelling to next aisle* Tarragon is an herb, you moron!

Boy #2: *laughs* Yeah, it’s an herb, moron!

Boy #1: … I still think it should be Targaryen.

Woman in my aisle: *snickers* Boys.

Unfiltered Story #47598

Honolulu, HI, USA | Unfiltered | October 28, 2015

(We’re watching the dragon scene in the fourth Harry Potter movie)

MOM: Who’s that?

DAD: Harry Potter

MOM: What is he doing?

ME: Riding a broom.

MOM: Why is he on a broom?

MY SISTER: Because he’s a wizard!

MOM: What’s a wizard?

Unfiltered Story #32171

Az, USA | Unfiltered | October 27, 2015

(I’m walking wit my new boyfriend to his next class. At this time I’m telling him the story of how my best friend kicked a d***** in the nuts.)

Me: …And she like flipped out and kicked him in the nalls. Buts. Balls. *frustrated and blushing* I can’t do the English stuffs.

Unfiltered Story #66986

Australia | Unfiltered | October 27, 2015

Me: “I’ll have <item> and <item> thanks.”

Cashier: “Sure. Is that all?”

(Unfortunately, I misheard her and thought she asked “Are you South African?”)

Me: *confused* “No?”

(The woman, looking a bit bemused, waits patiently for the rest of my order.)

Cashier: “So did you want anything else?”

Me: “Oh, no thanks.”

(Later, the friend I was with asked me about my weird behavior, and I realised that I had misheard)

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