I’m [Senior] from the story ‘Can’t Duel A Man Who Duals’. This is a conversation I have with my schoolmate during our flight from Singapore back to UK for our school. We’ve been discussing sports we play, and badminton comes up as one we both enjoy.
Schoolmate: So how about we play a few matches when we get back to college?
Me: Sure, but I will warn you that my play style is very… unique. I hope you don’t mind.
Schoolmate: Unique? As in what way?
(I give the same explanation about my weird badminton coach and the fact that I only noticed a few years ago that badminton was not meant to be dual-wielded.)
Schoolmate: WTF? Just… how? How did you not notice that until you were sixteen?!
Me: Well, I only took those lessons from eight to ten, so I didn’t really notice back then. I only picked up badminton again when I was fourteen in Sec 2 (Grade 9). And [Secondary School] was really undersupplied. Didn’t even have enough racquets for the whole class to play.
Schoolmate: *Putting the pieces together* So you assumed that that was why everyone was playing one-handed.
Me: *Nods head* Was only when I was in Sec 4 (Grade 11) that [Secondary School] got a donation of a buttload of racquets that I realised that nobody was dual-wielding.
Schoolmate: *giggling* Oof. That must have been an embarrassing revelation. How come nobody called you out on it?
Me: I was the class misfit. Everyone always gave me weird looks or tried to prank me. Plus, I had bigger issues on my mind, like O-Levels (GSCEs).
Schoolmate: I don’t suppose you tried to correct your play style?
Me: Nope. Why bother? I mean, given how crazy it already is, I might as well go all the way. That’s why I threw reverse-grip into the mix.
Schoolmate: Oh this I have to see. Play next Sunday?
Me: You’re on.