Unfiltered Story #47599

Sweden | Unfiltered | October 29, 2015

Currently living in a dorm which is quite far away from my home. But at this time I was a sleepover at a friend’s place. When waking up I had two missed calls and a text message from my mother.

Textmessage: Call me as soon as possible. //mom.

Me: *Panicking thinking someone has died while callin mom*

Mom: Hi dear, well you know, I have been thinking.. Your wardrobe, I am going to buy some extra shelves for it, you cant just have one shelf. So you’ll get them in the mail in a couple of days. Love you!

Me: What the.. :|

Unfiltered Story #56626

London, England | Unfiltered | October 28, 2015

(I’m the assistant manager of a lawyers office, and whilst I get everything done, I’m really laid back and insist on being left alone. When the manager quits, his replacement isn’t fully aware of my way of working)

Manager: Where is *my name*?

My assistant: Umm, I do believe hes asleep in his office

Manager: ASLEEP?! HE HAS AN IMPORTANT MEETING WITH *very important client* IN FIFTEEN MINUTES!

Assistant: Yes, he knows. Dont worry, everything will be fine

Manager: FINE?! WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING AND HE’S ASLEEP!

(The manager blasts into my office)

Manager: *My name*! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Me: Under my desk! Go away!

Manager: MY OFFICE! TWO MINUTES!

(I’m in her office in one minute)

Manager: WHY WERE YOU ASLEEP? DONT YOU KNOW WE HAVE A MEETING IN TEN MINUTES?!

Me: Yes. Everythings under control

(She spends the next ten minutes quizzing me on the meeting, which makes us late. Then, because she was so concerned about my being asleep and not prepared, she wasnt prepared herself. After the meeting ends)

Me: Next time, just worry about yourself and leave me alone

Unfiltered Story #32172

Gresham, OR, USA | Unfiltered | October 28, 2015

(I come in to school about an hour early most days so I’m generally tired when talking my my friends and say stupid stuff. This happens when my friend (friend) is talking about taking a science test. Note: The night before I had watched the last few episodes of a tv show that had recently been released on Netflix called Bones. I also tend to run my sentences together.)

Friend: Yeah, I’m going to take my science test now. I studied for like 10 minutes last night and now I’m ready.

Me: Yeah, I meant to study but I don’t have time. Well, I did have time I just didn’t use it. On the bright side I watched an entire season of bones.

(My friend looks at me before burtsing out laughing.)

Friend: Fangirl quote of the day!

Unfiltered Story #66987

Tallahassee, FL, USA | Unfiltered | October 28, 2015

(A restaurant down the road from the one I work at has a menu item nearly identical to one of ours, for over a dollar cheaper. To advertise it, they hire someone to stand on the road waving a sign with the menu item on it. This leads to confusion from some customers that walk in, until we explain it’s for the other restaurant. This typically ends the conversation, until one day, a customer walks in.)

Customer: What’s this sign I saw about your [price] special?

Me: Oh, I’m sorry ma’am, that’s for [other restaurant]. Our current special is [other price].

Customer: But I SAW a sign that said you had a special for [price], now what is it!

Me: It’s for [other restaurant]. For that price, you could get [other menu item] from us.

(The customer starts clapping her hands to accentuate what she’s saying)

Customer: I don’t think y’all UNDERSTAND ME! I SAW A SIGN that said Y’ALL had a SPECIAL for [price] and I WANT THAT SPECIAL!! So WHY ain’t you RINGING ME UP for the SPECIAL?!

(A manager on duty decides to intervene)

Manager: Ma’am, I;m sorry, but we don’t have that special, it;s for [other restaurant]. If you would please calm down–

Customer: I AIN’T GONNA CALM DOWN CAUSE Y’ALL TOO F***ING STUPID TO NOT KNOW YOU GOT A SIGN ON THE ROAD FOR A [price] SPECIAL!! NOW GET ME MY [price] SPECIAL CAUSE I’M THE CUSTOMER AND I SAY SO!!

Manager and Me: But it’s for–

Customer: DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK! I’M TALKING HERE! GET ME A [price] SPECIAL RIGHT THE F*** NOW!!

(Other customers start laughing around the customer, making her angrier)

Manager: We don’t have a [price] special. We just don’t.

Customer: WELL WHY DIDN’T YOU F***ING SAY SO BEFORE!! NOW I WANT FREE FOOD CAUSE Y’ALL TOO F***ING IGNORANT ABOUT YOUR OWN D*** SIGNS!!

(In the end, the manager drags the customer from the doors while she screams and struggles. The rest of us finally break down laughing at her expense.)

Unfiltered Story #27902

Utah, USA | Unfiltered | October 28, 2015

(I’m shopping at a dollar store, which is pretty packed. I’m looking at candles for Halloween. Three college boys come into the store, talking very loudly and visibly annoying the other customers. They go into the aisle next to mine.)

Boy #1: Look at this! They’re totally ripping off “Game Of Thrones”! See? This should say Targaryen, but they misspelled it! It says “tarragon”!

*I look at the other customer in my aisle, a middle-aged woman, and she cringes and rolls her eyes*

Me: *yelling to next aisle* Tarragon is an herb, you moron!

Boy #2: *laughs* Yeah, it’s an herb, moron!

Boy #1: … I still think it should be Targaryen.

Woman in my aisle: *snickers* Boys.

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